Yes, y’all did just read that title. Welcome to the best part of late July/early August that happens once every four years: the Olympics! Lindsay and I love the Olympics; we were on the phone with each other for a good part of the opening ceremony because that was… we’ll call it uniquely British.
Without question, though, the best part was when HM Queen Elizabeth and one of her most well-known subjects, Commander James Bond, took a helicopter to the games and then proceeded to parachute from it into the arena area. Danny Boyle could have skipped the rest of the opening ceremony and just showed that on a loop for three hours, done the parade of athletes, let the Queen and Jacques Rouge open the games, lit the cauldron (which I think is, despite it’s simplicity, the most elegant cauldron in the history of these modern games; I can’t speak for the cauldrons at the opening ceremonies in Ancient Greece), given Sir Paula his bit, fireworks, fin. It would have made more sense than what happened Friday night in East London. For the most part, I think we can all agree that for the most part, it was an incredible show, but there were a few bits that didn’t make much sense. Plus, it seemed to be a bit of an edited history of Britain that left out a few details that I guess we’ll just let slide.
Now that the games have begun, my TV will permanently remain on a network of NBC from sun-up to sun-down so I can critique the entire thing. First off, how is gymnastics a sport? They all do a different routine so how are performances judged? I don’t understand this at all. Also, Ryan Lochte, try all you want, win all the medals you want, but due to your arrogance and that tattoo on your back, you will never be Michael Phelps largely because he has Mrs. Phelps, the only middle school teacher with her own line of clothing at Chicos, a great personal story, the mom-approved role model image for young children and pre-teens, and that “I’m just swimming like I always do” attitude. Also, you have more than one “grill,” which would be understandable, but still not okay, if you weren’t a white boy from upstate New York who went to UF for college! This has been a moment of honesty, Olympic edition.
Back here in Charlottesville, Hannah and I competed in our favorite should be Olympic sport: wine tasting. We’re excellent at wine tasting and though the French will no doubt claim only they can take gold in this sport, we feel that as students of a university whose initials spell grape in Italian, we’re a formidable challenge for the high-brow French, the “Bunga-Bunga” Italians, nearly broke (any day now) Spaniards, and hippie Californians. Oh yeah, and we’re both from Virginia, which is a major wine-producing state that has been producing wine since before the Revolution, thanks in large part to Mr. Jefferson, naturally.
Side note: If I have learned anything at U.Va, it is that regardless of the subject, even the obscure ones, Thomas Jefferson has been apart it somehow! Every single professor for every single class I have taken here has found a way to make a Jefferson connection.
So Hannah and I celebrated day one of the Olympics by heading forty minutes outside of Charlottesville to the Barboursville Winery. Naturally, there is a Thomas Jefferson connection as he designed the house for his friend, James Barbour, the 18th Governor of Virginia and a US Secretary of War. The house itself burned down on Christmas Day in 1884, but the ruins of it are a National Registered Historic Landmark and the symbol of the vineyard. It should be noted we were technically breaking the law by going up to the ruins eight minutes after it was “closed,” but if anyone asks us, we didn’t see the sign until we left!
As for the wine, it’s good (they serve the more affordable ones in the sleeper car section of the Auto Train). Here’s why it’s a great place to do a wine tasting: It’s like a buffet of wine, but a civilized buffet, like the one at the Bellagio. For $5, you get to try twenty-one of the vineyard’s twenty-three wines, including their award-winning Octagon, the vineyard’s signature wine. Not only can you have as many tastes as you want, but you get to keep the glass and if you bring it back with you for another tasting, it’s only $3.
Since I was driving, Hannah tried most of them while I stuck to just a few that I really wanted to try. Nonetheless, it was still a lot of fun and I ended up leaving with a bottle of the dessert wines Phileo and Malvaxia, the latter of which tastes like alcoholic sugar, and that tastes wonderful! The Phileo is also very sweet, but not nearly as sweet as that Malvaxia, which is 14% alcohol! Also worth mentioning: the Cabernet Franc Reserve 2010, a wine that is very smooth and oaky (I love an oaky wine) with currant being the dominant note. The Octagon 2008 was great, but that Cabernet Franc really impressed me.
Continuing the Jefferson connection to this week, I went on Thursday to Montpelier, the home of America’s Fourth President, James Madison. Before I say anything about the house, I should say that I was the only person in my tour group not getting a Senior Discount and that was not fair. Additionally, while the house itself has been structurally restored to the way it looked when the Madisons returned to live there following President Madion’s two terms in office, only four rooms are furnished, with very few things that were actually in the house at that time. Most are reproductions or period pieces. This is because, as the very friendly tour guide noted, Mrs. Madison had to sell the house and its contents following her husband’s death in order to pay debts. When this happened, a large number of the contents were also sold so it’s definitely a work-in-progress.
Where Monticello has been restored to such a degree that Mr. Jefferson could walk in today and only ask how cold air is flowing through his house without windows open and why he doesn’t need candles for light, Mr. Madison would definitely have some questions. The rotating exhibit on the second floor includes one furnished bedroom because, as my tour guide told me, “Once you’ve seen one bedroom, you’ve seen them all.” Additionally, the second floor library, the room in which Madison helped draft the Federalist Papers, the basis for out Constitution, is now used to show a video telling the importance of the Constitution.
The house was owned, until 1983, by the duPont family, and following an extensive restoration starting in 2003, it was finally opened to the public in 2008, so this place is brand new, which is why I’ll let the lack of furnishings slide, for now. Unlike Monticello, which will probably never change from its current layout, Montpelier is a place to which I’d like to return in five years to see how things have progressed. Plus, with no disrespect to my soon-to-be alma mater’s founder (t-minus five days and counting), Montpelier was not designed to be artistic like Monticello, but with practically, and the drive up to the house is just breathtaking. The duPont family added a lovely formal garden in the 1920s that has this incredible view as well as race tracks for horse racing. The tracks are still used today for the Montpelier Steeplechase Hunt Race in November.
Now y’all know that’s a stately manor house.
Even the formal gardens have a picturesque mountain view.
Alas, as this weekend draws to a close and my final week as a college student is upon us, I’m off to educate myself on plankton, heleoplankton and whatever the hell else is on this list of terms. Until next time…
-JD